the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't put those talents on a resume
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
