I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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