This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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