He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
farters have to be the big spoon...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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