some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
