Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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