He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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