Its about making memories worth repressing
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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