): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Come share oat with me in your robe
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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