Don't you send me to vm
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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