I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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