He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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