when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The Olympian is in my bed
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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