my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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