is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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