she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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