My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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