I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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