North Korea, Best Korea!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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