Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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