just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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