So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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