So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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