Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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