bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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