Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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