I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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