You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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