you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am available for nakedness
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
