wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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