Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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