I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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