i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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