we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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