I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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