Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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