Buhtt sex?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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