her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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