Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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