I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Do plants get herpes?
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