Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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