we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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