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• (516): View more from New York

  Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  you sound like my dream girl

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.

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• (408): View more from California

  We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.

  (512): View more from Texas

  Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow

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• (805): View more from California

  Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video

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• (904): View more from Florida

  This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.

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