Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.