so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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