talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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