His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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