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  (256): View more from Alabama

  She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.

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  (256): She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating. http://tfl.nu/eva0
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  (718): View more from New York

  Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.

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  (718): Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex. http://tfl.nu/mdk4
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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  (803): already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever? http://tfl.nu/cbh0
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.

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  (405): Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am. http://tfl.nu/ox2k
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  (516): View more from New York

  shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.

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  (516): shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously. http://tfl.nu/hrom
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike

  (303): View more from Colorado

  you still have morals?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole

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  (443): its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike (303): you still have morals? (443): Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole http://tfl.nu/6ecs
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel

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  (417): Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel http://tfl.nu/ki9k
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.

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  (217): Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/w6yk
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.

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  (204): Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas. http://tfl.nu/2j0v
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.

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  (605): I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way. http://tfl.nu/xvcq
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.

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  (416): He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead. http://tfl.nu/aau2
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...

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  (330): Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat... http://tfl.nu/3sal
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  (315): View more from New York

  why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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  (315): why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing? http://tfl.nu/jphv
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  (858): View more from California

  I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste

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  (858): I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste http://tfl.nu/n85y
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck

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  (419): I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck http://tfl.nu/2n1f
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