we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.