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• (+44): View more from England

  Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's shedding

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  I told you penises don't tan

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey

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• (914): View more from New York

  Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

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