Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
All the doctor said was why
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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