I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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