When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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