Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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