it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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