Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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