I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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