I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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