You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
