Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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