we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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