"it" just moved
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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